Best Antivaxxer jokes

[MrBetitall]

Love 'em, hate 'em, those wacky Antivax nutcases sure make for some amusing humor!

[h=3]Two anti-vaxxers walked into a bar[/h][FONT=&quot]And died of polio

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[h=3]Why did the twenty year old anti-vaxxer freak out?[/h][FONT=&quot]She was having a midlife crisis

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[h=3]Why wouldn't the anti-vaxxers child eat his broccoli?[/h][FONT=&quot]He's dead[/FONT]

[h=3]How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?[/h][FONT=&quot]As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

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[h=3]What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?[/h][FONT=&quot]Needle them

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[h=3]What's the best type of shot for an anti-vaxxer?[/h][FONT=&quot]A 9mm.

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[h=3]I met an Anti-Vaxxer today...[/h][FONT=&quot]Unfortunately, I couldn't meet his son.

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[h=3]How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a light bulb?[/h][FONT=&quot]None. They are all dead.

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[h=3]Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children[/h][FONT=&quot]They'll go viral in no time.

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[h=3]If there's one good thing about being an anti-vaxxer ...[/h][FONT=&quot]...it's that I only have to pay for a smaller coffin.[/FONT]
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[SmallDaddy]

 

[StevieRay]

Lol. But yet the vaccinated are dying. Touché

 

[StevieRay]

 

[slapshot]

Baa. Baa.

 

[Acebb]

Kamala Harris wouldn't trust a Trump vaccine, and neither should anyone else

 

[Acebb]

 

[3peet]

What cracks me up are fatso antivaxer's in the red states who've caught COVID and saying they should've gotten it and pleading for help. Fuck em.

 

[exploited17]

Also.....anti vaxx and anti-covid vaxxers are very different.
News media said this was a rushed vaxx then within a couple months demonized all who wouldnt take it the ass

 

[Willie99]

What cracks me up are fatso antivaxer's in the red states who've caught COVID and saying they should've gotten it and pleading for help. Fuck em.

what if we start saying that about your crime invested / impoverished blue cities?

Do lefties really want to go here? I think not, that's HOW THEY BUY VOTES

 

[Biggins]

What cracks me up are fatso antivaxer's in the red states who've caught COVID and saying they should've gotten it and pleading for help. Fuck em.

Don’t come into the what is now the political forum they will chew you up. It’s a boys club up here right wingers only stay in the sports forums and you’ll be fine. Have a good day.

 

[Michelangelo]

Err, It's the black population that is the largest demographic of anti-vaxxers.

How do they generally vote?

 

[StevieRay]

 

[Acebb]

What cracks me up are fatso antivaxer's in the red states who've caught COVID and saying they should've gotten it and pleading for help. Fuck em.

What cracks me up is LA County imposing a mask mandate.

Probably due to all those Trump supporters in LA Refusing the vaccine.

 

[hehateme82]

What cracks me up are fatso antivaxer's in the red states who've caught COVID and saying they should've gotten it and pleading for help. Fuck em.

All 3 of them? Yeah, maybe fat people should consider getting the shot. But healthy adults under 65 and healthy kids? Risk / benefit is not even close to being there especially the fucking kids. If you think someone is anti vaxer because they don't want their healthy child jabbed with this first time technology, then you are a fucking moron.

I know of no one who had serious issues with Covid. I know of two people personally that are having serious adverse issued due to the vaccine and know of two more in the area. One was a massive stroke in a healthy young lady.

Take the anti vax narrative and shove up your c*nt. These vaccines are garbage. They are losing their effectiveness way earlier than thought. Booster up bitches.

 

[StevieRay]

A George Floyd mural was struck by lightning (what are the odds of that?) A plane of vaccinated Texas Dems all tested positive for COVID and the US Women’s Soccer Team - with a number of notably anti-American players - lost badly.

bahahahaha

 

[StevieRay]

A George Floyd mural was struck by lightning (what are the odds of that?) A plane of vaccinated Texas Dems all tested positive for COVID and the US Women’s Soccer Team - with a number of notably anti-American players - lost badly.

bahahahaha

 

[StevieRay]

 

[HarryCaray]

What cracks me up are fatso antivaxer's in the red states who've caught COVID and saying they should've gotten it and pleading for help. Fuck em.

A shit person AND a moron. Killer combo you're workin with.

 

[Biggins]

So this 3peet guy has the audacity to come into the new political forum and make a post. Guess he and others won’t be contributing any time soon. Good job guy’s purging non like minded posters. This forum is done put a fork in it. At least we have football around the corner regular posters can mingle amongst themselves in the sports forums. Have a good day jacking each other off with your like minded rhetoric.